Забавная ИСТОРИЯ,не смешной рассказ!!!На британском!!!!Не наименее 12 предложений

In a hospital there is a mad man. He goes for a walk and pulls a toothbrush on a string. The doctor sees him and says, "You have a nice dog. The man says, "Oh, Doctor. This isnt a dog. This is a toothbrush. The doctor thinks, "This man is getting better!After a while, the man says to his toothbrush, "What a nice joke, Dogy.

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in a school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother,
"What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!"
The mother scowls and say: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."