Помогите отыскать грамматические оплошности пожалуйста.

Вот мой вариант правильного по грамматике разговора:

- Hello! What are your plans for the coming weekend?

- I don't know. I don't have any plans. Why are you so interested?

- I am interested in your plans because I don't have any plans too. My fantasy is dead. Ha ha. But maybe we could go to the mountains.

- No no no. I'm so lazy. I'm afraid of the mountains. Err... Can we go to Central Park? This is a very beautiful place.

- The hell with you! I hate your jokes. You know that I'm anti-social. I want to visit the forest near to your university.

- What a (непонятное слово)! My friend hates my jokes. Oh, ok. We will go to the forest. I will come there at 2 p.m.

- Fantastic! I love this place.

- Me too. Bye, my friend.

- Bye!