Переведите пожалуйста на британский язык There is nothing like an English

Переведите пожалуйста на британский язык
There is nothing like an English village with its traditional village green. There is life everywhere and at the same time it is safe and quiet. Most village people are friendly and sociable. I for one live in a cosy small cottage in a small cosy village and I love it a lot! When I look out of my window I see our beautiful brightly colored garden with lots of wonderful flowers and funny gnomes. My grandpa says that the gnome comes from Germany and in Britain it appeared 200 years ago. Since that time these garden ornaments have been a symbol of the British garden.

I think Madame Tussauds is the best! Marie Tussaud, a Swiss waxwork modeler, came to England in 1802 and opened a museum. Now it is known as Madame Tussauds. It is one of the most interesting British museums! The museum is packed with life-size wax figures of famous people popular politicians, film actors, musicians It is not easy to make a wax figure. Do you know that a modeler should take more than 150 measurements to make a wax figure of a real person? Sometimes the process of making a wax figure lasts 6 months and costs more than 30,000!

Im crazy about football! Football is the British national спорт. Everyone knows that football comes from Britain. But not everyone knows that the first football match took place in 1175. But that game was very different from modern football. There were no rules! Modern English football clubs play to win the FA Cup. The FA Cup Final is the biggest day in the sporting calendar. The first FA Cup competition took place in the 1871-1872 season, when just 15 teams played. My favourite football team is Manchester United. It has been FA Cup winner 11 times!