When i think of the British i think of their custom

When i think of the British i think of their custom and traditions.A British accent comes into my mind,for exemple the phrase "would you like a cup of tea?" From television and books i have got such an image of the typical Brit: he is an older man with a pipe. Perhaps he is eating fish and chips in a pub or playing darts. I also think of great ceremonies like the Changing of the Guard,clubs and parties. I have never been to Britain but i hope to go some day and find out if my ideas are true. НАПИСАТЬ КАК ЭТО ВСЕ ЧИТАЕТСЯ НА Британском