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once upon a time in wonderland my father focked my mother so she could give birth to me. we are a family, we are all relative. i am a son. i will have sex with someone too when i come to age so i will be a father.

Once upon a time there was a horse whose name was Reginald. Every morning he was delivering milk, he usually met his friend Blackie, who was a little black dog.
Reginald didnt want to be a milkmans horse. He wanted to be a racehorse and win the Derbi.1 And Blackie, who had rather short legs, wanted to be able to run very fast, like a hound.
One afternoon they were sitting in Reginalds stable. Suddenly Blackie said that he had, an idea.
Why do we not eat coal? he said. Trains eat coal a run fast.
They thought about this for a long time, and at last Reginald said: Lets try it,
So they went down to the coal cellar. They were going to take some some coal, when Mrs Marry, the landlady, came in.
What! You are stealing my coal! she began to cry, and she picked up a piece of coal and threw it at them. They ran away.They had never run so fast in their lives before.2
Just then the Mayor was looking out of the window.
Oh, that horse can run fast Im sure it can win the Derby, look at the dog; its a real hound Ill give them each a medal. And he did.