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You can sit in it,but you won't get any rest in this inflatsble armchair.A river bug speeds you along a river and down rapids.If you.want to control it well,you'll need webbed gloves and short flippers.Go backwards to go faster.The only problem is that you can't see.What is cimming if you go backwards.What out for that rock.