Напишите на английском, в прошедшем времени короткое, но не очень содержание

It would seem that Garfield is a living fluffy embodiment of all the negative qualities that only a domestic cat can possess. He is incredibly cynical, lazy, fat, greedy and arrogant. In his spare time from sleeping and eating lasagna, Garfield is having fun by teasing his owner and his neighbor's dog, Luka. It would have been like that the kotyar would live happily in John's house, do not even think of bringing the purebred Oddi there one day. Such a "betrayal" selfish hero could not transfer