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1. Crunch Protector - (No. 4,986,334 *, USA). The liquid moistens crunchy slices of flakes and drains into the "settler". The inventor indicated in the accompanying note that trivial filtration does not allow the crunchy pillows and flakes to soak in milk, and therefore the children are eating with great pleasure, which, of course, certainly solves the health problem of the nation.

2. Bunny Syringe ("Bunny Syringe") (No. 3,299,891, 1967). Syringe in the form of a bunny - children in 1967 were also afraid of injections, as well as modern ones. It strikes that the invention was generally patented - because everything is simple. It looks like plagiarism - it's all that patents the sound of "burning", which imitates the sound of a spoon-plane, flying into the mouth of a child

3. Diaper Alarm (No. 4,205,226). Principle of action: a diaphragm, diaper or panties is fitted with a humidity sensor, which indicates ... the actual level of humidity, which "removes the psychological problem of young irritable parents." In fact, nothing is absurd in the present invention, because now the new uniforms of soldiers are equipped with similar sensors that regulate the humidity and temperature of clothing, depending on body temperature, ambient temperature, and so on.

4. The following invention is also based on indications of a sensor mounted on the fork, and is intended to teach people to eat properly. Alarm Fork (No. 5,421,089 *, patented relatively recently - in 1995). The principle of action: the sensor determines the time between the moment when you put something to your mouth and the moment you can repeat the gesture. Simply put, "green" burns - eat, red - chew. The invention should force a person to chew the food thoroughly

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5. The car of love ", according to the author's idea" should remind pets that they love, despite the lack of time, and the lack of the owners themselves. " "This" is called Pet Petter (No. 4,872,422 *, 1989). Ted VanCleave, the author of the collection, does not succeed in the details, so it seems they are not important - the dog, in theory, comes up with a mechanical хэнд that begins to rattle it. The trick is to correctly "fit" the angle and the direction of wailing up the growth of a dog - a complex system of springs should make hipping pleasant, painless and "by the wolf". It is unclear whether the dog will decide which side to approach. It is unclear what the "car of love" is preferable to, for example, the legs of the table.

6. The following invention is a washable toilet for a cat. In general, it should be noted that the problem of a cat toilet always was a constant attribute of "friendship" of man and cats. Yes, it seems, and will remain. Pet Toilet (Patent No. 4,131,331 *, issued in 1980) is a device for smart and balanced cats. The system works as follows: the cat on the ladder rises to its box, which is located on some of the highlands - perhaps on a regular toilet. "After", the boxes themselves begin to descend. The sensors installed on the stairs determine that the cat left the "place of action". Then the flush is switched on automatically, and the feces disappear in the drain of the toilet. Beautiful and elegant. Especially in the part where the cat majestically rises and descends down the stairs. One disaster is that cats can not tolerate water and sharp sounds, especially around the toilet. It is doubtful that the author was very familiar with cats. 7. Also, by the way, one can mention another invention - a toilet bowl with a backlight (Toilet Landing Lights, No. 5,263,209, patent issued in 1993). In the illustration does not need to - all, as usual, only with illumination, which emits a shimmering blue light directly from the inside. Glow - for those who do not want to turn on the light. Not bad know-how for stunt makers in thrillers.