Придумать на британском 10 смешных правил гостиницы!!!!!!

1.Do not swim for a buoy. If you're so curious, pull it ashore and carefully consider

2.Do not stay in the water for too long. Remember that on September 26 you have a plane home

3.Do not dive in unfamiliar places to avoid a sudden onset of the bottom on the head.

4.If, starting to sink, you saw a goldfish - it means you are lucky. If a lot of goldfish - you are drowning in an aquarium.

5.When swimming in the tropics, you should always have a whistle and a striped stick with you. If after three whistles the shark did not stop, wave the stick. If she doesnt stop then, you can rent rooms and fine her.