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On weekends I always get a lot on my plate, because I need to do odd jobs around the house and to do my homework. I adore to surf the Internet more and to be as cool as cucumber, because of it my parents often call me a couch potato. My mommy is the apple of my eye, she always cooks a tasty food that make me full of beans. I usually sit on a chair as warm as toast and my mom gives me a few sweets. To tell the truth, I really love sweets, I can say that I'm a sweet tooth. In the evening I do my homework, it's a piece of cake for me. Weekends go by like lighting and I become sad, but there's no use crying over spit milk.