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Igor, you?

Do you remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you for your schizoid words and earrings. And do you remember how we all climbed into a cup in the third class on a sweet tooth? You still drank, licked and asked for supplements. And then your father, the same janitor, came to pick you up

who on Vernadsky raped a dog and received a conditional term for stealing cheese in the store. He went to the classroom, everybody began to laugh, and you rubbed yourself under shame, and then said that you would hate the wizard all his life, but in the 9th grade, when you went to raid, to let them go, they let you circle,  after which you put on anus eight stitches.

How are you, Igor?