Use the Language Support box to change these anti-instructions into useful

Use the Language Support box to change these anti-instructions into useful advice. 1 Never check if the windows are closed when you leave the house. Let a burglar get in through the window. 2 Be careful not to leave your car in a parking place, otherwise you cant be fined by the police. 3 Dont make sure the locks are safe or it can prevent somebody from burgling your flat. 4 Always panic when you see an accident and never call the police. 5 Dont cross the street in the right place otherwise you may avoid a caution from the police officer. 6 Always look after somebodys luggage at the airport and you will enjoy being a victim of crime. 7 Make sure you get into a lift with strangers or you risk not being attacked.