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It is ten minutes to the shops closing. Young woman jumps into the butchery panting and before a large crowd in a queue shouts loudly:
- Any chickens left?
- Yes, - sais the butcher and tosses gruffly the last one to the weights.
- It is too small. Could you please take another one?
The butcher sais no word, puts the chicken back to the refrigerator, takes the same one and laying it to the weights holds the scales basket. So the chicken is half a kilo more than previously.
- How fine it is! sais the woman, - I take both!