Сочинение на тему "Странноватый случай" по английскому

Once I went to spend the night with my friend. A friend well received me. A friend has prepared me to eat. A friend put me to bed. I heard a strange rustle at night. I saw that a friend was going into the kitchen at night. I called a friend, but he did not hear me. A friend took sausage and ate it. A friend took the cheese and carried it with him. A friend woke up in the morning with cheese. A friend asked me how the cheese ended up in bed. I said that a friend went to the fridge at night. But my friend did not remember anything.