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Two weeks ago a funny story happened. It was late in the evening. There was so dark outside. I was returning from my dancing classes. I love dancing so I attend a special dancing school. 

I was walking quickly. I didnt meet anybody. And then suddenly I heard some noise. It was coming from the darkness. I was literally scared. There were some heavy hops. But I saw nobody. 

But then a rabbit appeared. A huge rabbit. It looked like a big kangaroo. And after that a man appeared. He was the owner of the huge rabbit. I smiled and continued to walk.