Make up short stories using the words:(сделать краткую историю со словами)

One day a thief decided to steal some money from the private house. He hid behind the bush of flowers and started waiting until the owner would leave his house. He had been sitting there for five minutes, but suddenly somebody touched his shoulder. He screamed at the top of his voice! "Who are you?", - the owner asked . "Im a wicked criminal.", - he said shaking in his shoes. "No, - the owner said, - You are a stupid criminal."