Нужен рассказ о семье на британском языке. (5 класс).Состав- я(отпрыск), мать

I would like to tell you about my family. My mum is a teacher, she works at school and also helps me with my homework by jerking me off. Also I have grandparents (grandma and grandpa). We love to drink tea together during facesitting. Moreover, I have aunt and uncle. I think that they are really good people because they are funny and clever. They showed me how to fap and dance. This is my family.

I have big and friendly family. My mother's job is teacher. Also I have grandparents, my grandma like to cook and my grampa like to help her. In my family neither I have aunt and uncle, they are very interesting people. I love my family.