Плисссс мне надо каша из топора на английском языке!!!!

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What???!!!

The soldier was on his way. Got tired on the way, I want to eat. I reached the village, knocked at the last house:
- Let the road man rest!
The door opened the old woman.
- Come on, soldier.
- And do you, hostess, get something to eat? The old woman just enough, and the soldier tries to feed, she pretended to be an orphan.
- Oh, good man, and today she hasn't eaten: nothing.
 Well, there is no way, soldiers said. Here he marked under bench the axe.
- If there is nothing else, you can cook porridge and ax.
The hostess clasped her hands:
- So, from an ax to cook porridge?
- But how, give me the pot.
The old woman brought the boiler, the soldier washed the ax, lowered into the boiler, poured water and put on fire.
The old woman looks at the soldier, the eye does not reduce.
Got soldiers spoon, pomeshivat brew. Tried.
- Well, how? - asks the old woman.
- It'll be ready, soldiers respond,- it's a pity that salt is nothing.
 Sol-then I have, put some salt on it.
The soldier salted, tried again.
- Good! If Yes here a handful of grits! The old woman flustered, brought from somewhere bag of grits.
- Take it, fill it up properly.
Tucked brew groats. Cooked, cooked, stirred, tried. The old woman looks at the soldier in all eyes, can not come off.
 Oh, and the porridge is good!  the soldier licked himself.- How would here Yes a little bit of a butter - was it comes and at all delicious.
There was an old woman and butter.
They мейд porridge.
- Well, dear, now give bread and get a spoon: porridge will be there!
- I never thought of the axe kind of good porridge can cook - old marvels.
Ate two of porridge. The old woman asks:
- The soldier! When shall we eat the axe?
- But, you see, he didn't Uvarov, ' replied the soldier, somewhere on the road to be cook a little longer, Yes Breakfast!
Immediately stashed the axe in the backpack, said goodbye to the hostess and went to a different village.
So soldier and cereal eaten and the axe claimed!