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I'm as hungry as a horse. My mouth is watering. I'm going to use my noodle...I'm having a half-baked idea... This idea is as easy as apple pie, as sweet as honey, and as cool as a cucumber. Let's have a food party and chew the fat. Bring something, anything! Get your finger in the pie! I suggest you bring a food you really like, something you think is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Remember, Jane has a sweet tooth and has a taste for Korean food! Don't go bananas! You don't have to cook up a storm, but please bring something or I'll cook your goose! Don't cry over spilled milk if you forget, just eat dirt then quickly run to the store to buy a little grub. I don't think we should hit the sauce so I'll bring some soft drinks. In a nutshell... bring some food for next class!