Пожалуйста,переведите предложения с российского на британский!Но только не с переводчика:Я желал

1) If you put on this terrific dress, you would look smart at the party today. 2) If only I hadn't missed the train yesterday! 3) What's a pity that I am not the best pupil in the class. 4) Where would you have gone yesterday, if it hadn't been so bad weather? 5) What's a pity that I had stayed at this hotel last summer. 6) If only she hadn't got marry him a few years ago!7) What's a pity that she's so stupid!8) If you had asked me, I would have helped you. 9) If I was born in England, English would have been my mother tongue.10. What a pity that it is winter now.