Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice

Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friends hobby is collecting jokes. When he __________________ a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR

The cards __________________ in a box in his room. KEEP

When I visit __________________, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterdays joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE

One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, мейд a fire and had a good dinner of meat and __________________. POTATO

That night, Holmes __________________ up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE

Watson said that he __________________ millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE

"Well, if we apply our deductive method, well come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My__________________ conclusion is astrological I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO

And, meteorologically, itll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we__________________ this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE
Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone __________________ our tent!" STEAL