Переведите пожалуйста:Jason: Miss Chatter, my dad does not know what a

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Jason: Miss Chatter, my dad does not know what a horse is.
Miss Chatter: Why do you think so, Jason?
Jason: Because I drew a horse yesterday and showed it to my dad and he asked me what it was.
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John: Would you be angry with a student for something he didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
John: That's good because I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: Bob, why don't you wash your face? I can see had for breakfast this morning.
Bob: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs, I think.
Bob: No. That was yesterday!
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Becky: Simon, your father is a teacher but you cannot read and write.
Simon: So your father is a dentist but your little brother Bill stil has no teeeth.