Помогите перевести! И составить 5 предложений : чтобы вы желали,чтобы юный

Помогите перевести! И составить 5 предложений : чтоб вы желали,чтобы молодой гигант принес в ваш город из достопримечательностей ?

Something very strange happened last month.
A naughty, young giant moved all the worlds
famous landmarks.
People around the world were very confused.
He put the Pyramids in Paris.
And on your left the Pyramids?
He moved the Leaning Tower of Pisa to
London. Here we can see the famous
leaning tower of London?
He swapped the Sydney Opera House with
Stonehenge.
Hey, where are the stones, man?
When his mum saw the newspaper she was
very angry.
Kevin! Go and put them back in the right
place you naughty boy.
Yes Mum.
So dont worry. If you go to London, Cairo,
Pisa or Paris today, youll see all the
landmarks in their correct place.