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George got hold of the paper, and read us the weather fore
cast rain, cold, wet to fine, occasional local thunderstorms, east
wind with general depression over the Midland Counties. I do
think that, of all the silly, irritating tomfoolishness by which we
are plagued, this weather forecast fraud is about the most ag
gravating. It forecasts precisely what happened yesterday or
the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to
happen today.
I remember a holiday of mine being completely ruined one
late autumn by our paying attention to the weather report of the
local newspaper. Heavy showers, with thunderstorms, may be
expected today, it would say, and so we would give up our pic
nic, and stop indoors all day, waiting for the rain. And people
would pass the house, going off in wagonettes and coaches as
jolly and merry as could be, the sun shining out, and not a cloud
to be seen.
Ah, we said, as we stood looking out at them through the
window, wont they come home soaked!
And we chuckled to think how wet they were going to get.
By twelve oclock, with the sun pouring into the room, the heat
became quite oppressive, and we wondered when those heavy
showers and occasional thunderstorms were going to begin. At
one oclock the landlady would come in to ask if we werent go
ing out, as it seemed such a lovely day.
No, no, we replied, with a knowing chuckle, not we. We
dont mean to get wet no, no. But not a drop ever fell, and it
finished a grand day, and a lovely night after it.
The next morning we would read that it was going to be a
warm fine to setfair day, much heat, and we would dress our
selves in flimsy things, and go out, and, halfanhour after we
had started, it would commence to rain hard, and a bitterly cold
wind would spring up, and both would keep on steadily for the
whole day, and we could come home with cools and rheumatism
all over us, and go to bed.
The weather is a thing that is beyond me altogether. I never
can understand it.