переведите пожалуйста на британский, только не через переводчик)Каждое лето я уезжаю

Every summer I go to Abkhazia. We often go there with my sister, but this time I will go with my dad, step-mother and their friends. When we come to the sea, first of all we register at our hotel, where we rest for a while, eat something and then we go to the beach. Sure, we'll go hiking to the mountains, it's our tradition. Usually, our 'expedition' takes two days as it is very difficult to spend more time in those severe conditions. I buy souvenirs not for everybody, but only for my close relatives and my two best friends. Usually I buy figurines or some clothes, as for magnets I buy them only for my own fridge. (Близко к тексту, но с куском святой отсебятины в плане лексики.)