Помогите пожалуйста !!!Do you know a joke about weather and weathermen

A film crew was making a film in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weater be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."

1)Pereeive 3 months of winter and 4 get in free!  
2)in the Morning it was 0 degrees Celsius. The meteorologist promises that the evening will be two times warmer. Question: what temperature will be in the evening?..
3) Knowing the Internet, what the weather is, be sure to look at
the thermometer outside the window.