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Household chores very much. In the kitchen we cook, eat, wash dishes. Of course, Mom does a lot, because she cooks best, but we always help her. I lay the table, and my sister cleans the table after a meal. In our family, the strict rule is that the dishes are cleaned by those who do not cooked food, so mom never cleans the dishes. The dishwasher is washed by someone who has more free time. in the rooms, too, it is necessary to clean every one in his room himself. Honestly, I hate to clean up, so I try not to create a mess and put things on my own place, and put dirty clothes directly in the washing machine. But, nevertheless, from time to time to me You have to take a vacuum cleaner to vacuum the carpet, wipe the dust off the table and shelves. Once a month I I arrange the general cleaning of my floors, wiping dust everywhere, and all the rubbish in the trash can. Although I I do not like to do cleaning, I My room is never dirty. I think I'm feeling well keep the room in order.