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1. bring water. Bring water. 2. Do not take a sheet of paper. Give me the paper. 3. I would like a bit of variance. I like jam, it is very tasty. 4. Drink a glass of milk. Have some milk. Drink milk (to have milk), 5, Put the cutlery on the table, I'm going to cook both, buy cabbage, I'll collect. I am glad to cook today soup 6, Eat more kapi - I do not like kata. She is too salty. 7. Soup in the kitchen. Bring it soda, please. I really want to eat. Give me soup, 8, He buy these cucumbers, I don't like them. Do not buy cucumbers. 9. I want coffee. I would like to drink another cup of coffee. 10. Do not forget to buy bread. Do not leave bread on the table, put it in will be 11. Trinity, please, chalk. Aat me chalk, please. Umat. Ay to me, CLOSE