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Hallo my dear friend,
this winter was very fun for me! I have done a lot of awesome things: first I have fuсked my moms best friend and after that we made a snowman on the  street.
Then there was a great strip from my sister, so we laughed a lot.
Also, I skated, skied and sucked my fathers cock.
And how have you spent your winter holidays? 
Write me soon,
Vladislav

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