Плииз, переведите, но не с переводчика!!!!!"No, thank you. I039;ll stay at

Плииз, переведите, но не с переводчика!!!!!
"No, thank you. I'll stay at home,"
said a man who had been invited to join a party visiting the zoo.

"My eldest daughter walks like a kangaroo, my second daughter talks like a parrot, my son laughs like a hyena, my wife watches me like a hawk, my cook's as cross as a bear and my mother-in-law says that I'm an old monkey!

When I go anywhere, I want to change."