Извещение про домашнего животного....Желанно на британском

I have got a dog. His name is Sharik, but we call him Ram. He is very big and he is black. But he is not angry, he likes children and he likes to play very much. He doesn't like drunk people and cats. We go for a walk every day and he runs with me and with cats. He likes to eat meat, but he doesn't like vegetables. I like my pet very much.