Переведите стихотворение,сохранив рифму:1)There was a young man of BengalWho went to

Переведите стихотворение,сохранив рифму:
1)There was a young man of Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball.
He decided to risk it
And went as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.

2)There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.