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Просто, только поставь превосходнейший ответ. мне очень необходимо 
Колобок (The bun) Once there lived an old man and old woman. The old man said, "Old woman, bake me a bun." "What can I make it from? I have no flour." "Eh, eh, old woman! Scrape the cupboard, sweep the flour bin, and you will find enough flour. "The old woman picked up a duster, scraped the cupboard, swept the flour bin and gathered about two handfuls of flour. She mixed the dough with sour cream, fried it in butter, and put the bun on the window sill to cool. The bun lay and lay there. Suddenly it rolled off the window sill to the bench, from the bench to the floor, from the floor to the door. Then it rolled over the threshold to the entrance hall, from the entrance hall to the porch, from the porch to the courtyard, from the courtyard trough the gate and on and on.  Жил-был старик со старухою. Просит старик: - Испеки, старуха, колобок. Из чего печь-то? Пытки нет. Э - эх, старуха! По коробу поскреби, по сусеку помети, авось пытки и наберется. Взяла старуха крылышко, по коробу поскребла, по сусеку помела, и набралось муки пригоршни с две. Замесила тесто на сметане, изжарила в масле и положила колобок на окошечко остудить. Колобок полежал-полежал, да вдруг и покатился- с окна на лавку, с лавки на пол, по полу да к дверям. Перепрыгнул через порог в сени, из сеней - на крыльцо, с крыльца - на двор, со двора - за ворота, далее и дальше.  The bun rolled along the road and met a hare. "Little bun, little bun, I will eat you up!" said the hare. "Don't eat me, slant-eyed hare! I will sing you a song," said the bun, and sang: I was scraped from the cupboard, Swept from the bin, Kneaded with sour cream, Fried in butter, and cooled on the sill. I got away from Grandpa, I got away from Grandma. And I'll get away from you, hare! And the bun rolled away before the hare even saw it move!