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The Conductor's Mistake
Onse Mark Twain travelled in France by train.He wanted to go to a small town near Paris.It was very late at night,he was very tired and he wanted to sleep.He asked the conductor to wake him up when they got to the town,and went to sleep.It was early morning when he woke up,and the train was already in Paris
Mark Twain was very angry.He went up to the conductor and said,"I asked you to wake me up.Why didn't you do so?I'm very angry with you"
The conductor looked at him for a moment and then said,"You may be very angry,sir,but not so angry as the American whom I pyt off the train instead of you"