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Prince give a solemn oath, what Cinderella will find.Kate seems so excited today.You know what's up? How much are these fruits?The seller will call us the weight of a minute.The British flag waving in the wind, which meant that the queen was in the palace.Look at this huge tree, leaning over the water.Uncle Jack never seemes happy, but that day he was particularly grim.If you're going to mutter under his breath, the class you will not hear.Promise me that you will speak loudly.Do not fuss, I'll do it myself. In tigers, cats, cheetahs and lions-paw, and bulls, cows, sheep and pigs hooves. Не поручаюсь!Фортуны!!