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Once upon a time there was a Rabbit and a Squirrel. They loved each other very much. Once Rabbit suggested:

- Squirrel, lets live together, get married.
- But you are a rabbit, and I am a squirrel.
- The power of our love is above stereotypes and species-racial considerations, Squirrel.

So they began to live as a family, in love and understanding. But they could not have children, so they were very sad.
Rabbit says:
- Maybe we cant have children because Im a rabbit and youre a squirrel? Lets go to the Owl, she is smart, she knows everything.
So they went to the Owl and Rabbit asked:
- Owl, tell me why we do not have children? Is it because we are Rabbit and Squirrel?
- Are you crazy? You dont have children because you are both boys!