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There was a wonderful sunny day at the festival. But Superman appeared at the festival. Superman said that he had come to save people. People said that they had not saved. People said that they had been on vacation. Superman began to evacuate people. The administrator of the festival approached Superman and said that he had mistaken. Superman said that he had been asked to save people. Superman said that he had done his duty. Superman did not start saving people. The administrator said that Superman had mixed up the festivals.